Lies

“You start lying so much you become an honest man” — Me, just now. I think I might be some sort of genius with this paradoxical statement. Has it been said before? Whatever, I’m going to post it on my burner Twitter account. It reminds me of that time I asked my stand-up comedy professor what to do when a genius idea strikes and I want to quote myself. She told me it’s easy nowadays—just go ahead and post on Twitter. This was my professor for my stand-up comedy class, by the way. ...